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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:59
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
No go.
share office space ...
Is Taylor Swift actually a nice person?
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Then came..
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
What does it mean when someone says "I'm feeling frisky"?
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
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